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its-so-savy: bootylicious-buggy: otterly-sherlocked: Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead THE TAIL WAGGING ONE. I have just overdosed on “cute.”
unstabletattooculture: So I was at Target with my dad when I wondered around and saw this… Its Ryan Fucking Gosling on a Diary … It even says stuff inside it IT GETS BETTER THIS DIARY ACTUALLY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU AND HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY.
lowellclancey: FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN CALI LIKE “IM FREEZING ITS SO COLD IM WEARING 3 COATS A SCARF IM WRAPPED IN A BLANKET N DRINKING COCOA” AND IM LIKE “HOW COLD IT IS????” THINKING ITS BELOW ZERO AND THEYRE LIKE “55 DEGREES” LIKE BRUH UR
fartgallery: hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
the-fast-and-the-fluffiest: connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple: vgkait: The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like Who the fuck are these assholes
aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
chemicaltribe: What if we all move to Seattle and start a bunch of bands and pretend its the 80’s and that its the 80’s Seattle scene and we can all wear docs and not wash our hair and live in a big warehouse and shun anyone who tells us what year
velociraptorpunk: chickem: this was a childrens show actually this show talked about sex and periods and making out and all that stuff frequently and to this day its like the only accurate portrayal of teenagers ive seen in media so yea6teengo watch
I’m not sorry for my constant reblogging of Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder as of late. Why Because I’m trying to make your life even better 👍
indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
clubpenguinsexytimes: browningtons: darklyspectre: So coke is going to launch coke life. It’s basically like how sprite now uses stevia. its now a mixture of sugar and stevia making the drink drop a third of sugar content and a third of calories.
cherrylemonades: i like pop punk bc sometimes its all “im so sad” and sometimes its all “fuck you” and thats me most of the time
tylerssjoseph: dont let tumblr make you think school isnt important its okay to be rude to your parents its normal to hate everyone self harm and suicide are romantic or great being rude is cute being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman
clestroying: whodoesntlovebandmerch: clestroying: Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies Its 2014 woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year
thewaywardqueen: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time a guy came up to me(this is about 7:30am- i was just on my way to school) to tell me “your rack looks great” and i told him “i know they look great
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
sadmisandrist: “doctor arent u going to deliver my baby” “its not delivery its digiorno” “what” a large pizza flies out of your vagina and
I can thank my mother for letting me listen to Faith No More as a young child.It all started with Epic and Falling To Pieces, and then I finally got to hear Mr.Bungle when I was about 12 years old…. I can really thank my mom for my messed up taste
sexhaver: fairycave: sexhaver: nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO
deanskhaleesi: You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, it’s like walking on glass
bearfluff: i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
monobeartheater: tyrelonmelon: I’m this bunnies momma ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE
stillinmiamis: Its so awkward when you finally get the courage to wear something different and then someone goes and totally kills all your vibes.
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
monocromas: deathrock: becausebirds: The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs. It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re Ū,500 a pop. Their
nychnymph: booooost: nychnymph: when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS[FAINTS] we know its happeningit makes us feel cute good please feel cute
moriartythecrowned: “Once upon a time, there was a giant floating eyeball that flew across the land in search for human souls to devour. It trapped its victims with its long tentacles and sucked out their souls with a terrifying stare. These poor,
merrilly: sjwarrior: rachelbearenson: so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george” just. imagine a planet called George mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE i had to fact check this and its fucking
unexplained-events: Flying Snake The snake gets onto a high surface then propels itself by thrusting its body up and away from the high surface. It then sucks in its abdomen and flares its ribs to turn its body into a “pseudo concave wing.” It does
m4rcianos: rose0x0x: elikaruna: omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then and then omg reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!
thatsmoderatelyraven: This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and
ughsocialjustice: ghostfiish: trainingforstarfleet: crowncorpse: stop taking pictures of teachers/coworkers/strangers you find attractive without their consent it’s creepy and gross and it’s 2014 why do i have to say this Its also a huge violation
trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
moriarty: when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live
prepare-for-stupid: dontyouwannadance: Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
lycoteuthis: i’m going to start a fashion line called FAKEGEEK and its sole purpose will be to produce tshirts that will piss off nerds
risarei: finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
norsass: norsass: you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???
bucky-barnes-booty: lasttostrike: Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY THIS IS EVIL
fawnah: hands up if you’ve already fucked up your 2015 and its only been a week
prussian-lullaby: monocromas: deathrock: becausebirds: The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs. It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re Ū,500
toogaay: kinda-sad-but-hella-rad: having depression and anxiety is so conflicting because its wanting to do everything, but wanting to do nothing at all its wanting to score high on a test, but not having the energy to study its being afraid to lose
americanhighwayflower: the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its
the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to
dangerhamster:marblefacade: its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle and he was amazing in Titanic
midbloods: gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL YEAH
sickghouls: it is no longer 2015 it is now 2005. mcr is still together. sugar we’re going down blasts from car radios and people still have flip phones and use myspace. panic! just released fever and every girl wants hayley williams is hair cut. its
calleo:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow and it has a stripe
amelia-laelia: Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when
sixpenceee:Goniurellia tridens is the fly with ant-mimic wings. Those “ants” in its wings aren’t real ants, but markings. When threatened, the fly flashes its wings to give the appearance of ants walking back and forth. The predator gets confused
sixpenceee:The Blue Crowned Pigeon is considered one of the most beautiful members of the pigeon family. They are found in the rain forests of Indonesia. They are hunted for food and its plumes. Due to ongoing habitat loss, limited range and overhunting
zaynshair2k14:bringingthetruthback:tinalikesbutts:So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?if your underage and its a professional
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
beastworu:weloveshortvideos:when the teacher erase the board and u didn’t finish copying..vine culture has given arise to the hidden talents of everything kids can create within 6 seconds of time. and its art
sixpenceee: The following is a rare half male and half female butterfly. The butterfly was determined to be a Lexias pardalis, and its condition is called bilateral gynandromorphy. Gynandromorphism is most frequently noticed in bird and butterfly species
drurnsofthecityrain:this magnet has been on my fridge since i was little and its always been true
wild-nirvana: I just wanna lie in bed n cuddle but like I have no one to do that with and its only 9pm and I’m alone and a loser.
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